diary of a madman

Here’s a question for all you n00b guys out there.

You walk into an empty toilet with three (3) empty urinals lined up against the wall. Urinal 1 is next to the left wall, Urinal 2 is in the middle, and Urinal 3 is next to the right wall. Which urinal would you pick to pee in?

If you selected either Urinal 1 or Urinal 3, congrats, you’re normal.

If you selected Urinal 2, congrats, you’re either fucking gay or fucking gay.

Logic behind this?

Urinal 1 and 3 have walls next to them, meaning you can shy away from the person next to you, and try to hide your dingalingalings as you do your weewee in the urinal. Furthermore, there’ll only be a maximum of ONE person next to you at all times. Urinal 2 is right smack in the middle of 2 empty urinals. You could argue that the toilet’s empty, but what if you were peeing, and two big guys (in more ways than one) walked in and used up urinals 1 and 3? Then you’d be caught in between a human sandwich, and they could steal glances at your pee-pee as you wee-wee-ed.

That would be damn gay.

In short? Don’t steal glances to your left or right when you’re fucking peeing in the toilet. Just look down and concentrate on peeing into your own fucking urinal.

CHAO TURBAN.

I swear, I fucking hate banglas on bicycles, and banglas in general. Not being racist, (maybe I am larh, but who the fuck’s keeping score?) but cheebye I reall, really, really fucking hate them with a vengeance.

I’ve had one too many experiences when banglas dash out across the road at 3fucking am in the morning, causing me to fucking step on the fucking brakes of my car. Today’s experience was the ultimate, because he dashed out across bukit panjang road, where the road’s straight and there were no fucking cars on the damned road. So I had to fucking step on the damned brake pedal, pray to God and Allah that my car wouldn’t hit him, and decelerate from 90kmph to 0kmph. Yes, and my fucking car skidded to the fucking left, so it ended up slanted on the fucking road. Before I could even get off the car to give him 1x hohseh, he disappeared. Either I saw a fucking bangla hantu, or the bangla took off his fucking clothes larh.

Cheebye banglas. Knn.