Teaser
Here’s a question for all you n00b guys out there.
You walk into an empty toilet with three (3) empty urinals lined up against the wall. Urinal 1 is next to the left wall, Urinal 2 is in the middle, and Urinal 3 is next to the right wall. Which urinal would you pick to pee in?
If you selected either Urinal 1 or Urinal 3, congrats, you’re normal.
If you selected Urinal 2, congrats, you’re either fucking gay or fucking gay.
Logic behind this?
Urinal 1 and 3 have walls next to them, meaning you can shy away from the person next to you, and try to hide your dingalingalings as you do your weewee in the urinal. Furthermore, there’ll only be a maximum of ONE person next to you at all times. Urinal 2 is right smack in the middle of 2 empty urinals. You could argue that the toilet’s empty, but what if you were peeing, and two big guys (in more ways than one) walked in and used up urinals 1 and 3? Then you’d be caught in between a human sandwich, and they could steal glances at your pee-pee as you wee-wee-ed.
That would be damn gay.
In short? Don’t steal glances to your left or right when you’re fucking peeing in the toilet. Just look down and concentrate on peeing into your own fucking urinal.
HAHAHA someone peekpeek at ur peepee while u weewee?
Comment by wen — 24.10.07 @ 7:13 pm